1) The only things that can hurt us come from within.
2) The only rules you can break are those which you yourself set.
3) Disappointment is the delta between a person's expectations and their unique perception of reality.
4) The moral high road is a dangerous road to be on when the earth shakes.
5) Do not fear dying before you get there, for there is honor in it.
6) It's all up to you.
Monday, February 22, 2010
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The whole writing staff at Moraline Free had quite a laugh over this one. Then we made communication devices out of cans and string. We did again talk about these aphorisms when we finished though.
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ReplyDeleteWhat a man writes, when in the constraint of a woman's ruin, he knows death chases his last words.
Positivity
What an authentic man breathes and exhales.
The oldest profession
Cunt. Best animal to chase and catch, catch and release.
Aphorisms on cunt:
ReplyDelete1. When shaved so totally as to be hairless, it appears more as a hair-lip than a sex organ.
2. Think of the cleft palate the next time you see one. Think of a torn upper lip the next time you go down on her, or give her a poke inside.
3. The pubic hair provides the style and beauty (to say nothing of its function as a friction absorber). The hole itself cannot be called attractive, though one can easily find a particular cunt to be unattractive. It is the styling of the pubic hair that produces the beauty of that area. The hairless hole, alone, is insufficient.
4. It is known who the first woman who shaved her cunt was: she was the first woman.
ReplyDelete5. 2 of the first 5 men agreed, the shaved cunt was preferable in every way to the hairy cunt.
6. 1 of the remaining 3 men, drunk on an ancient form of wine, had no preference, and would fuck anything that walked.
7. The final two men, attempting to best each others' wit, agreed with Aphorisms on Cunts #3) above. One preferred a landing strip, and the other, a small patch of hair.
8. All five men were happy and relieved when the second woman arrived. Even though her cunt was, too, shaved.